I have half the guys I know trailing after me like shit on a goldfish. Give me one good reason why I should let you, out of all of them, in.

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  • one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

tltty:

this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth

this was her after ripping off the tape

and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures

owldee:

darkpuck:

owldee:

I still say this isn’t physically possible.

Would someone like to explain to me how this is physically possible?

It is possible, but very difficult.  I’ve done a small-scale version with a water glass. The only real problem is them being able to hold the damn boat down so the air bubble doesn’t pop them up to the surface.

Apparently the scene is also an homage.

Ah, see, you learn something new everyday. Thanks Puck.:)

I guess, to quote Jack, it’s not that it’s not possible, it’s just not PROBABLE.;)

collegehumor:

Nice, Durex. Nice
  • me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
  • me: okay let's do it